Whay! Got permission for last ever pilgrimage to the East Terracing this Saturday!!! Cheerio pillars!

is putting together standard server templates :-) Standardisation is the way!

OK. So have I succeeded in unifying Twitter, Facebook, Wordpress, LInkedIn and Blogger? Hmmm!

Suspicious Tactics Cause Travel Chaos In Pittodrie Area

Morning rush hour traffic in Aberdeen was thrown into chaos in the Pittodrie area after a suspicious package found during an Aberdeen FC Training Session sparked a major security alert.

Roads around the area were closed and the the Army Bomb Disposal Unit was called in to deal with the situation, causing huge disruption in the Pittodrie Area.

A remote control robot was sent onto the pitch to inspect the suspicious item in the opposition Penalty Area. The package was declared safe soon afterwards when it was identified as Darren Mackie and the safety cordon was lifted soon afterwards.

Blackburn and Villa forget defenders

Blackburn Rovers and Aston Villa have apologised to their respective fans after completely forgetting to bring their defences to tonights Carling Cup Semi Final.

Rovers boss Sam Allardyce explained embarrassedly that earlier this evening they been watching TV and lost complete track of time, until an advert for the televised match came on after the news. In the rush to get out the door, they left the defenders beside the car keys in the hall table, and only noticed their mistake after the ninth goal went in towards the end of the game.